What is Goose Jerky made from?

Goose Jerky is made from sustainable goose meat that would otherwise go to waste. We transform it into premium high-protein snacks.

What flavors are available?

We offer two exciting flavors: Hot Honey (sweet with a spicy kick) and Spicy (intense heat for thrill-seekers).

How do I join the waitlist?

Click any 'Join Waitlist' button on our site to connect via WhatsApp and secure your spot for our exclusive launch.

Goose Jerky - Premium High-Protein Snack | Hot Honey & Spicy Flavors

Name: Goose Jerky
Brand: Goose Jerky
Availability: PreOrder
Rating: 4.7 (94 reviews)

Choose Your Temptation

Two flavors. Infinite satisfaction.

Playful

Hot Honey

Sweet seduction meets fiery passion

The gentle tease that leaves you wanting more. Foreplay for your taste buds with notes of honey and heat.

🍯 Sweet 🌶️ Spicy 💋 Satisfying

Intense

Spicy

For those who like it rough

Raw, unfiltered, and absolutely wild. Intense heat that'll make you sweat in all the right ways.

🔥 Hot 😈 Wild 💦 Intense

From Waste to Want

Turn up the heat with our sinfully good jerky. Made in the Netherlands, enjoyed everywhere.

We took what others threw away and turned it into something you can't resist. Sustainable snacking never felt so naughty.

Scoring 94/100 in competition because we know exactly what you crave. High-protein fuel for your wildest adventures.

Did you know those pesky geesers cost Dutch farmers over €50 million in crop and wildlife damage every year—paid for by your taxes? Time to snack them down and get your money back!

#2 In Competition

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High Protein

Fuel for your desires

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Sustainable

Good for you & nature

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Dutch Made

Crafted with passion

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Award Winner

94/100 points

From the Twisted Minds Behind

The Goose Empire

Gansgewild.nl

"The Political Shit-Stirrers"

We lobby politicians, sweet-talk hunters, and convince fancy restaurants that goose is the new black. Making goose socially acceptable, one backroom deal at a time.

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"The Soft & Sweet Side"

Goose wrapped in buttery puff pastry for those who can't handle the raw truth. Made by people learning life skills—because even rebels need day jobs.

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Flavor Tease & Pairings

Discover what makes you sweat

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Hot Honey

The Seduction

"Like a first kiss that starts sweet and ends with a bite. Our Hot Honey teases your palate with golden nectar before the heat slowly builds, leaving you breathless and wanting more."

Clover Honey Cayenne Kiss Smoky Whispers Ginger Tingle

Perfect Pairings

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Bourbon Neat

Amplifies the honey notes

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Sunset Sessions

Perfect for intimate moments

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Smooth Jazz

Sets the mood just right

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Spicy

The Domination

"No foreplay, just raw intensity. This flavor grabs you by the collar and doesn't let go. Ghost pepper meets goose in a passionate encounter that'll leave you gasping for air."

Ghost Pepper Habanero Heat Black Garlic Szechuan Spark

Perfect Pairings

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IPA Cold

Cools the burn, extends the pleasure

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Late Night Adventures

When inhibitions are low

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"Align your chakras with premium protein"

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It's 3 AM and you're still grinding because:

Your ideal weekend involves:

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Goose Conspiracy Tracker

Real-time monitoring of "incidents" across the Netherlands

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247

Incidents Today

↗️ +12% vs yesterday

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1,847

Geese "Relocated"

📈 This week

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€89K

Damage Covered Up

🤫 Classified

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94%

Satisfaction Rate

🔥 Our solution

🔴 LIVE INCIDENT FEED

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Join the Solution, Not the Cover-Up

While they hide the problem, we're solving it. One delicious bite at a time.

2,847 Insiders

94/100 Taste Score

100% Sustainable

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The Netherlands' Dirtiest Secret

"What they don't want you to know..."

The Cover-Up

€50 million in damages... swept under the rug. Every. Single. Year.

Wild geese causing chaos across the country. The government pays farmers to keep quiet.

The Conspiracy

Thousands of wild geese... mysteriously "disappearing" each year.

Where do they go? Nobody talks about it. Until now.

The Truth

We turned their dirty problem into your guilty pleasure.

Premium jerky from sustainable sources. Satisfaction guaranteed. Secrets included.

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Choose Your Temptation

Hot Honey

Spicy

From Waste to Want

High Protein

Sustainable

Dutch Made

Award Winner

The Goose Empire

Gansgewild.nl

Saucijsuniq.nl

Flavor Tease & Pairings

Hot Honey

Perfect Pairings

Spicy

Perfect Pairings

🎯 Are You Jerky Material?

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What You've Been Eating

What You Deserve

Goose Conspiracy Tracker

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